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Please share a haiku about sleep apnea.

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Dr. Christopher Khorsandi answered

Specializes in Plastic Surgery

Man: Man goes to doctor; "i sometimes snore in the night, "; he says apnea.

Answered 5/25/2014

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Humidified: Humidified air will help if you're getting a dry nose/mouth/throat from your cpap/bipap.

Answered 9/29/2016

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Dr. John McMahan answered

Specializes in ENT - Head & Neck Surgery

If: If one side of your nose is consistently congested sleep with that side down facing away from mate.

Answered 9/29/2016

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When: When you get a new CPAP machine, don't give up. Keep looking for that perfect mask that works for you.

Answered 6/10/2014

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Dr. Joshua Rosenthal answered

Specializes in ENT and Head and Neck Surgery

Occasionally: Occasionally osa is positional and benefits from the old "tennis ball" sewn to back of boxers or shirt.

Answered 10/23/2013

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Sleep Apnea Haiku: Suffocating in ones sleep; prescribed cpap; now waking up refreshed!

Answered 9/29/2016

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Have: Have your machine checked periodically to make sure you are getting adequate oxygen at night.

Answered 1/1/2015

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Dr. Gregory LaMorte answered

Specializes in Periodontics

Once: Once you get treatment for sleep apnea, you will get the best sleep you never got before.

Answered 3/24/2014

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Dr. Ashish Naik answered

Specializes in General Practice

Get: Get a team. Ent, sleep study doc, and dentist to work together.

Answered 3/22/2014

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Dr. Gregory LaMorte answered

Specializes in Periodontics

Don't: Don't give up on your cpap. You can get used to it.

Answered 5/20/2014

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If: If you have mild sleep apnea rolling onto your side or stomach to sleep may resolve it!

Answered 10/13/2013

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Dr. Heidi Fowler answered

Specializes in Psychiatry

Having: Having a hard time getting used to cpap? Practice wearing it while you watch tv or reading the paper.

Answered 1/10/2015

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Dr. Heidi Fowler answered

Specializes in Psychiatry

CPAP: CPAP really bugging you? It's better to use CPAP part of the night rather than not at all.

Answered 9/28/2016

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Dangerous: Dangerous to ignore, as associated with blood pressure elevation, strokes, and cardiac problems.

Answered 6/19/2014

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Dr. Ravi Chand answered

Specializes in Psychiatry

Repeat: Repeat for 3 mins. Ex: of oral vowels include words such as cool, kill, coal, coil, kale, keel, car.

Answered 12/9/2013

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If: If you feel fatigued; snoring and obesity check sleep apnea!

Answered 3/2/2014

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Dr. Ravi Chand answered

Specializes in Psychiatry

The: The quality of your sleep is poor, which makes you tired during the day.

Answered 7/10/2014

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Dr. Elden Rand answered

Specializes in Cardiology

If: If you have a problem with the normal face mask, consider the "nasal pillows" mask. Less closed in.

Answered 2/15/2015

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Dr. Elden Rand answered

Specializes in Cardiology

If: If a nose mask or a nasal pillows mask, consider a chin strap to help keep mouth closed during sleep.

Answered 2/19/2015

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Dr. J. Blake Perkins answered

Specializes in Dentistry

If: If its worse when you sleep on your back, sew a tennis ball to the back of your nightshirt.

Answered 3/3/2015

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If: If you get "face farts", try nasal pillows instead of a facial mask if possible.

Answered 5/22/2014

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Air: Air is the breath of life. Sleep gives us our needed rest. Together they help us thrive.

Answered 9/7/2013

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If: If you are tired all the time, snore, sleepy while driving -get a sleep test to rule out sleep apnea.

Answered 5/19/2016

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Temporarily,: Temporarily. Stopping breathing while sleeping. Get a sleep study.

Answered 3/12/2014

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Sleep: Sleep restores with dreams abound, apnea wears down robbing dreams, sleepiness steals life's dreams.

Answered 6/16/2014

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Dr. Robert Kent answered

Specializes in Physical & Rehabilitation Medicine

Weight: Weight loss can help prevent or decrease severity of sleep apnea.

Answered 4/14/2015

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Dr. Parham Gharagozlou answered

Specializes in Sleep Medicine

Wash: Wash your hose and mask everyday with one part vinegar and 9 part water. Rinse and dry.

Answered 4/2/2014

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Dr. Mohammed Parvez answered

Specializes in Internal Medicine

Uncontrolled: Uncontrolled blood pressure or diabetes could be related to untreated sleep apnea.

Answered 5/6/2014

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Dr. Mohammed Parvez answered

Specializes in Internal Medicine

Day: Day time fatigue, memory loss, heart failure, could be related to sleep apnea.

Answered 9/12/2013

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Dr. Matthew Wosnitzer answered

Specializes in Urology

Men: Men with sleep apnea can often have low testosterone; poor energy, sex drive, erection- ask your doc.

Answered 4/24/2015

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Dr. Parham Gharagozlou answered

Specializes in Sleep Medicine

Treatment: Treatment options are cpap, oral appliance and surgery. Loosing weight and sleeping on side helps.

Answered 6/11/2015

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Dr. Parham Gharagozlou answered

Specializes in Sleep Medicine

7%: 7% of general population have sleep apnea in some sick population it is up to 2/3.

Answered 9/15/2013

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Dr. Shira Miller answered

Specializes in Internal Medicine

Put: Put a tennis ball in the back of your t-shirt so that you are reminded not to sleep on your back.

Answered 1/9/2014

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Make: Make sure you have a proper diagnosis and treatment plan.

Answered 3/7/2014

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Dr. Franklyn Gergits answered

Specializes in ENT and Head and Neck Surgery

Not: Not everyone diagnosed with sleep apnea will need to use CPAP or have surgery.

Answered 7/22/2015

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Dr. Teresa Iribarren answered

Specializes in Internal Medicine

Ignore: Weight loss is essential in treating sleep apnea if you are overweight.

Answered 11/17/2013

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Dr. Robert Devin answered

Specializes in Dentistry

Ignore: Consult a md and a dds/dmd who specialize in sleep apnea. Both can help.

Answered 4/24/2015

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Ignore: If you are actually obese lose weight. It will probably help!

Answered 4/13/2016

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Ignore: Losing weight can help, no alcohol before bed, don't eat before bed, elevate your head and upperbody.

Answered 12/7/2013

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Dr. Marsha Davis answered

Specializes in Internal Medicine

Ignore: If you have it and go untreated your heart may get unhappy and you could get a serious problem.

Answered 12/15/2013

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Dr. Marsha Davis answered

Specializes in Internal Medicine

Ignore: Nasal pillows are often easier to tolerate than a full mask.

Answered 12/15/2013

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Ignore: Exercising regularly to reduce weight will greatly improve the snoring, as low weight= less snoring.

Answered 12/25/2013

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Dr. Hesham Hassaballa answered

Specializes in Pulmonary Critical Care

Ignore: Get regular, good sleep. Don't drink alcohol before sleep. And use your cpap! it does your body good.

Answered 12/27/2013

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Ignore: Regular exercises to reduce weight helps reducing the snoring and providing a restful sleep.

Answered 12/28/2013

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Dr. Elise Sadoun answered

Specializes in Family Medicine

Ignore: Snoring and fatigue. Hypertension, heart disease. Cpap compliance.

Answered 2/16/2014

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Ignore: Lose weight. No smoking, no alcohol, no late meals.

Answered 11/11/2018

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