I am a completely healthy, perfect cbc, image of health and just got a shocking ekg report....

Further tests: If your EKG is abnormal, such as evidence indicating a prior heart attack, this may simply be artifactual variance that is meaningless. See a cardiologist for further testing.

ECG: All tests have a range of accuracy and none are perfect. Discussion with your doctor and if necessary an opinion from a cardiologist can help clarify the meaning of whatever that report says.