Hey docs, what healthy foods have similarity effects of methamphetamine i could eat?

There aren't any: Foods that i know of that have stimulant effects, nor do you really want that. Stimulants are, in general, not good for us. This includes caffeine, which in low doses is pretty innocuous, but in high doses can have significant negative effects as well. They raise pulse and blood pressure, increase the chance of paranoia and aggression. If you have depression, work on getting therapy/meds.