I've been stressed for months know. i read ab cryptic pregnancy.i've had 6neg urine tests and normal bleeding 3 times.also didnt had sex but sperm from mouth on vulva.been bloated a lot but i think its always been like that as soon as i eat something?

What you described is not consistent with pregnancy. You may have gained weight. Regular exercise and diet may be helpful. For healthy diet: http://www.choosemyplate.gov/., exercise 30 minutes/day, drink enough water daily so your urine is mostly colorless, have safe sex, no tobacco alcohol weed or street drugs. Get HPV, Flu and Covid vaccines. Wish you good health!

From your description you are not pregnant normal or cryptic. Re bloating eat light meals frequently with mouth closed, avoid gas producing foods lake beans. Most of all pl use birth control measures so you dont worry about getting pregnant. Good luck.