Loose/mucus stool and constipation. abdominal bloating and sometimes pain. no sex but touch bf & he ejac. hand dried & i touched outer vag lips- preg?

Extremely unlikely.: From the circumstances you describe it would be nearly impossible to become pregnant. If there is a chance that there had been any penetration with ejaculation or even pre-ejaculate (small amount of liquid from the tip of the penis) it would be best to get a pregnancy test to be sure. There are many causes for your abdominal symptoms and would advise visiting your doctor if they don't resolve.