Hello drs 38 weeks pregnant and laid directly on my stomach for half an hour. could i squish baby or tear placenta or something from this?

Shock absorbers: Your special 2019 Model 38 week intrauterine pregnancy comes with the standard equipment "shock absorbers" that provide cushioning and a "pleasant ride" for the baby passenger(s). It contains special "hydraulic"(amniotic) fluid that prevents normal outside pressures like lying on your stomach from harming the inside passenger. This 2019 Model vehicle has an expiration date at delivery.