How do i get water out of my ears?

Drain/displace: One simple method is to lay on either side alternately to let it drain. Another is to insert a highly concentrated alcohol that would displace water & then evaporate. A gentile effort using an ear bud can pull out some.

Agree with Dr. F: You could roll a piece of paper towel, not tissue paper or Kleenex, into a wick and gently insert it into your ear while rotating it. Have a healthy diet, exercise 30 minutes/day, drink plenty of water daily so your urine is mostly colorless, have safe sex, no tobacco alcohol weed or street drugs. For nutrition: http://www.choosemyplate.gov/. Get HPV vaccine. Wish you good health!