Balls r literally between my legs & i cannot close my legs what-so ever. sitting, laying, walking i have to man spread. 59 240 pounds. when i drive i have to keep my legs apart but i still squish my balls to where right testicle goes above lefthelp?

Can show doctor: As has been written, "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with..." balls between their legs. It's a feature of all men except those with 1 or no testicles. To find out if the positioning is unusual, one can visit a male primary care doctor (who has lived with testes forever) and show him the standing and sitting positions.