Hey docs, what household objects can i use for masturbation?

Be careful: Even if the thrill of danger is a turn-on for you, don't do anything that might result in your getting electrocuted, cut, or choked to death. As a pathologist, i see this stuff occasionally. Always play safe. Clean everything up afterwards especially if it's something that others will use as well.

Doctors and Sex: There are lots of rules about doctors and sex. Medicine is to not have any opinion about how, when, or with whom you have sex. These boundaries are very important to protect our ethical professional responsibilities. But, if we see or hear of something dangerous then we can and should comment. Your question did not include anything specific that would trigger any warning.