I have had this unbearable pain in my rectal area that has not been helped with hemmerhoid all creams. it feels about the size of a ping pong ball. ?

A Real Pain In The..: I see. You have a ping pong sized mass in your rectal area and you haven't seen a doctor about it. Those creams may work if it is a small hemorrhoid and only temporarily.Assuming it is a hemorrhoid, it should be evaluated by a doctor and ditto if it isn't.So I guess this Monday you'll make a call or drop into a clinic? Non? And I'm assuming you didn't fall backwards during a nude ping pong contest