The lab here won't do mercury testing and neither will the dr or naturopath so how do i get myself tested

Mercury dercury doc: There's a lab on Mercury but it's really hot there and an expensive round-trip ticket (call SpaceX).Here on Earth,I've been told that tests for mercury can be inaccurate to detect poisoning.That is,your test can be negative. On the other hand,if it's positive (24-hour urine,hair,blood) then you might want to find a doctor who knows about mercury. I don't want to recommend anyone. Consult Dr Google