Please share a tip in the form of a haiku on dealing with micturition syncope.

Ignore: Micturition syncope occurs when voiding one's bladder causes fainting.

Ignore: Fainting while peeing/ scary, but not dangerous/ just don't hit your head.

Ignore: Most common in elderly men, don't get out of bed to quickly and sit to urinate. Have doc check meds.

Ignore: Fainting with voiding, Vaso vagal reaction: Don't "hold" and don't "push.".

Ignore: If I sit down and / pee, contemplate my life's work / THEN stand--no problem!

Ignore: Keep well hydrated. Don't strain to relieve yourself.

Ignore: Accept the facts, sit to void, and stand up slowly at voiding completion.