Period 40 days late, 2 neg. tests around 20 day mark, cramps, bloating, white/yellow stretchy/watery discharge, less hungry, urinating more,pregnant??

Pregnancy unlikely: Home pregnancy tests are very accurate and not affected by foods, herbs, common illnesses, sexually transmitted diseases, vaginal spotting, or medications. A test gives a reliable result 3 weeks after sex (3 weeks after when conception might have happened) or 1 week after missing a period. If done sooner, a negative result may be due to testing too early such as less than 2 weeks after conception.