How can i grow facial hair faster with household objects?

Not going to help: Hair growth cannot be encouraged with anything but strong hormonal medications....And even then the process is slow.

Not likely to happen: No objects can make a normal person's facial hair grow faster (if such an object existed, it might be a cure for baldness!). However, household objects such as scissors and razors can certainly make hair shorter. If a person had lots of fast-growing facial hair, and recently his hair stopped growing or is falling out, he should be evaluated by a primary care doctor.