What are wrong with the dollar store pregnancy test?

Nothing: Retail pregnancy tests are reliable, valid and accurate when performed correctly.

Timing & technique: Conception occurs within day or so of the sex. It takes about 3 weeks for the embryo to make enough HCG for a positive pregnancy test. Blood test may be done a day after a missed period. Home pregnancy tests should be done 4-5 days after the missed period. If the result is negative repeat the test in 4-5 days. Use first morning urine and follow instructions for the test carefully.