I recently asked a doctor to test me for candida albicans because i had all of the symptoms except one or two. he said i'm crazy...help

No: I think there is a lot of misunderstanding here. There are many health practioners that feel that candida causes a lot of health ailments and feel that there should be wide spread testing of stool etc. Unless you are having significant symptoms you shouldn't need to "test" for this. If you have widespread candida in your symptom that points to more of an underlying immune problem perhaps?

Lab test: There is a laboratory called the great plains that tests urine for yeast infection. Yeast infections are common and the hq of the infection is in the bowel. The yeast ferments sugar and produces arabinose and/or tartaric acid. These are absorbed into the blood and excreted in urine. Your dr. Has to order it so find one that knows about this.