I seem to be having trouble keeping my soldier at salute, so onto viagra (sildenafil)?

Good start: Viagra (sildenafil) is one of several fda-approved drugs to treat erectile dysfunction (ed). The first step is to discuss your ed with your doctor, as it may be a clue to other health issues. A drug like the "little blue pill" might be a good first treatment, as long as you're healthy enough for sex and don't take nitroglycerine. Ten-hut, soldier!

Don't do that: The testes are precariously placed for such tender organs. They are tender so that you will protect them from harm, allowing you to procreate and keep the species going. If it only hurts when you squeeze them and they are normal in size and shape, they are probably normal. If you're not sure, see your doc. In the meantime, don't squeeze the charmin.