Aside from jelquing and surgery are there like any foods or pills that really increase penis sizequick, cheap, easy?

There is NOTHING: Including the things you mentioned, food, pills, supplements or anything else that can increase your penis size. Do you still believe in the tooth fairy? Get over it and start enjoying what you have, because it's all you're ever going to have. It's not the size, it's what you do with it that matters. Don't get your medical information from friends, tv or the internet.