Thoughts? could pseudoephedrine mixed with household items and shaken in a bottle cure my constipation?

STOP NOW: If you have constipation, the best first steps are increasing your intake of high-fiber foods and drinking plenty of water. This will get your GI tract back in motion in most cases. If not, you should be seen by your pcp for evaluation of chronic constipation. You may have a special condition of your bowel which needs a specific diet or medication. Please do not use household chemicals.