What condition (s) causes someone to have high total serum protein, high albumin, normal globulin and high total calcium levels?

Dehydration. There are no diseases that specifically increase albumin. Therefore in order to get an elevated concentration there must be a decrease in the amount of water in the system. This would also account for the normal globulin. Calcium is bound to Albumin so that elevated Albumin will elevate your calcium levels as well.