How to deal with kids?

This could B interes. I will hold the comedy/sarcasm! joint the rest of us! i wold recommend you go to some parenting classes. You can get some good tips on issues dealing with rearing children. Find an older man/woman/couple who your respect and get some mentoring from them. Speak with your relatives, close friend and clergy. Grandparents are a must. Relief valve! best to you! you can do it. Keep calm!
Interesting. Just be yourself. Children snuff out disingenuous adults.