My throat makes weird sounds when I drink soda, what's wrong with me?

Weird sounds swallow. Nothing is wrong with you, if you throat makes weird sounds. This is one of two things: either the popping in your ears when your eustachian tubes open during swallowing or the mechanical sounds of fluids rushing down your throat. If you're worried, go see an ENT to have a complete throat exam.
Bubbles. May have some incoordination of swallowing liquids, with excess bubbles in the throat as it goes down. If you have pain with swallowing, or difficulty swallowing solids or liquids, see your doc. If you cough or sputter while swallowing solids or liquids, see your doc.