Could my holter monitor tell when I masturbate?

No. Nor can it tell when you're doing anything else that you enjoy. Why do you ask? Is someone making a problem over something that essentially all men and a majority of women do naturally?

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Holter monitor reading - what can it tell you, and what can it miss?

Rate ,rythm,block. If a pts dyspnea or palpitations or syncope correlates with an arrythmia or heart block found on the holter then it could be helpful.Most holters are 24 hrs and some 48 hrs.If your symptoms or event doesnt happend during that time it can be missed. Read more...