I am having laparoscopic cystectomy surgery, how long should I take off work?

3-14 days. You should feel back to normal in 3-5 days. The more you walk the faster you recover.
Depends. I am not sure if you mean laparoscopic cholecystectomy (gallbladder) surgery or not. One to two weeks off work for laparoscopic surgery maybe appropriate, depending on what your work entails, and how vigorous your work is. Check with your surgeon for your own personal individual condition.